Sparkly Devil & Jerkfried Born and bred in the vibrant cultural underground of Detroit Motor City, Sparkly Devil cut her rhinestone-encrusted teeth among the ashes of urban decay. Since 2000, she has graced and disgraced stages across North America, been featured in film, television and print, and has written, like, 30 gazillion bios like this, dude. Sparkly relocated to San Francisco in 2007 and continues to wreak sparkling havoc as she hatches plans of taking over the world, one rhinestone at a time. Jerkfried, aka, Klifford Jerkington Blofeld, Jr., III, has been punched in the eye more times than you have teeth. Trey, as no one calls him, slept with your sister, and is the one who scratched your mom's car. The fifth bastard grandchild of the Blofeld Estate in Kensington and heir to nothing, he convivially warms up a cold room. Not good with children. Both are core members of the Hubba Hubba Revue BrainTrust ™. www.sparklydevil.com