Ernie Von Schmaltz As I'm sure you can tell Ernie Von Schmaltz is a ladies man. Loves the ladies. He really enjoys treating the ladies to a real man; a real man that can perform. You ladies like a man that can perform, dontcha? Ernie can be seen performing, seducing women and taking off his clothes all over Seattle and surrounding suburban swing clubs. He's been entertaining the women publicly since the middle of 2005, but has been satisfying in private since the beginning of time... He and his babes, The Von Foxies have been around a few blocks together. The Von Foxies won the title of Best Troupe at the 2007 Miss Exotic World Pageant in Las Vegas, though Ernie wasn't there at the time. Rumor has it he was "entertaining" the local chapter of showgirls and dancers with his mustache ride abilities. Besides "entertaining", Ernie is the Seattle host for Dr.Sketchy's Anti Art School. He also emcees for Jet City Burlesque, performs regularly at The Pink Door and was recently featured in a documentary about burlesque in Seattle titled, "A Wink and a Smile". www.myspace.com/ernievonschmaltz